In the bottle... so beautiful, you want to carry it's picture in your wallet |
Good afternoon. You
catch me in a bit of a state of excitement this week because I have procured
and come into possession of my first ever bottle of cask strength scotch. Yes, cask
strength. And it’s not just any scotch either; it’s Caol Ila#, one of my
absolute favourites.
“Cask strength?
What’s so special about that?” you might ask. Well, at the very least, the idea of cask strength whisky
is potentially awesome because I often let alcohol content determine what I’m
going to buy. If it comes down to a choice between two products, and I can’t
decide which to buy: both. Or, more commonly: which is the strongest? You
are my winner – even if I’m buying hair conditioner.
Strong! |
This bottle of cask
strength Caol Ila tips the scale at… more than 60% ABV – 61.3%, to be
precise. That’s probably higher than that bottle of absinthe I bought from an
advert in Viz back in 2000. I’d been planning to buy the cask
strength Laphroaig previously, but that only scores around 55% ABV, so… Caol
Ila it was.
A bottle of cask
strength scotch is about as close as you can get to drinking it straight out of
the barrel. Whisky is typically distilled to between 60 and 70%, and then aged
for however long, and then it is most often mixed with water to reach the
preferred bottling strength – typically 40-43%. Many whiskies are also chill
filtered to remove the impurities that can make it appear cloudy. Some people
obviously believe that as well as improving the aesthetic look of the whisky, this
also removes some of the things that can make whisky so tasty.
So with cask
strength whisky you should be getting something akin to straight out of
the cask. I understand that it is filtered only to remove, I don’t know, lumps
and things. Cask strength whisky tends to be released in batches, and the
strength (and presumably the flavour) can vary from one batch to another.
2 parts water, 1 part whisky?!? |
What I would like to
know, and what this Caol Ila bottling doesn’t tell me is how long it has been
aged and whether it has been bottled from one cask, or whether it has been
blended from a number of casks. It’s not vitally important, as long as
the whisky is good, but it would be nice to know, and would certainly make an
interesting talking point if any of this lasts long enough to let any of my
friends try it. They better get in fast.
What the packaging does tell me is that
it is recommended you should mix one part whisky with two parts still water at
room temperature.
Two parts water?! I may be well out with the maths here, but
doesn’t that reduce the alcohol content of the drink to 20.43%?* What’s the
point in that? That’s considerably more than the couple of drops most
people recommend you add to whisky – even relative to the vast increase in
alcohol content. But that’s what it says on the box, and it should know,
shouldn’t it? (Or is that just for the government?)
You can, of course
drink cask strength whisky as it is, and if you’ve read this blog before, I’m
sure you would be in absolutely no doubt that I would start off by doing
just that. You will also be aware that I’m curious and I like to experiment, so
you should have been able to predict that the next thing I would do would be to
drink it as recommended, before experimenting with my own scotch to water
ratios and then finally just drinking it at full strength. Hopefully by the end
of the bottle I will feel satisfied, and not be concerned that I had wasted any
of the precious liquid by drinking it at anything other than optimal strength.
The bottle arrived
in the post on Monday morning (before work, which is highly unusual), and I was
of course very excited… and a little tempted to call in sick that day. I
determined though, that I would wait until Wednesday night, after the Regina
Spektor show at the Apollo to sample the delights it contains. A few loving
holds, and lascivious glances at the bottle would be all I would be allowed. Seriously,
I couldn’t wait, but sometimes in life anticipation is part of the enjoyment. I
was hoping I wouldn’t be disappointed.
Everything I
couldn’t resist allowing myself to read about it before the magical moment of
opening suggested disappointment was not an option. One of my favourite reviews
from thewhiskyexchange said,
“Very strong
stuff!The oils seep out of the whiskey when you add a drop of water to your
glass. It’s medicinal, carbolic, salty fume fills the room and scares my wife
into the next room. It’s beyond comprehension that this whiskey was crafted by
man.”
Does that sound good
or what? I particularly like the bit about the wife - I figured Brenda would be
able to smell this from two rooms away, and the smell would probably make me
dribble like I was teething – and I originally read the part about being
‘crafted by man’ as it was obviously crafted by man… so it’s a bit
disappointing on reading it again, that the reviewer is expressing incredulity
that man would be able to craft this, rather than exclaiming that only
a man would dream of crafting this. But it’s still quite good – and
promising. It does make you sceptical though. I remember all those times when I
read a review of a record by one of my favourite bands, and expected it to be
amazing, only to find that the experience of actually listening to it in no way
matched up to what had been promised by an over-zealous fan.
Straight out the bottle - it burns so good! |
Well, Wednesday
night came, and finally it was time to crack open the Ila. The tension was
palpable in the kitchen of the Levenshulme mid-terrace, and Brenda gave an
encouraging little cheer when the cork went “squeeeeak, pop!” for the
first time. Christ, I love that sound.
I poured a small
dose into a glass, and marvelled at how wonderful it looked; the pale liquid
seemed to shimmer seductively. I paused to take a picture, then carried the
glass, the bottle and a bottle of spring water I’d bought earlier that day into
the living room.
I had decided just
to have a taste at full strength, then add water as I felt it necessary, but the
problem was I couldn’t really decide that it was necessary, so I happily drank
the whole of the first glass as it came. It didn’t really taste of anything at
first, but the experience developed as the end neared. My god, did it burn when
I rolled it around my mouth, and pressed it between tongue and roof – but in a
good way. It hurts so good!
In terms of effects,
I don’t know if there were mitigating factors such as it being quite late, but
even after a couple of sips I felt some definite distortion. In fact, when I
went to the toilet before going to bed, the little lights in the ceiling of our
bathroom seemed to be dancing like fire. I haven’t heard of the possibility of
hallucinogenic reactions, so I have to put this down to tiredness and the usual
distortions your eyes can be prone to, combined with the pleasant alcoholic
buzz I was feeling from the scotch.
I enjoyed the first
glass, but I was looking forward to trying it as recommended, and experiencing
some of the trademark Caol Ila peatiness that I like so much, and that should
develop with the addition of water. I went to get my measuring cup, and
measured out one measure of whisky and two measures of water, as directed on
the box. A cloudy liquid was the result, which is perfectly normal for cask strength
whiskies.
I mentioned earlier
that I thought it seemed odd to mix in quantities of 2:1 in favour of water,
and I have to report that the result left me dissatisfied. It was nice,
but I could actually taste the spring water more than I could taste the Caol
Ila – you know that spring water taste. It was more like one of those
lightly flavoured waters that you can buy, than a glass of whisky.
I decided next that
I would reverse the ratio, in order to weight it in favour of the whisky, and
if I could still taste the spring water, I would try tap water instead. If
still dissatisfied, it would be a case of adding drops of water instead,
and if that didn’t work, I would just have to drink it straight. Is it
possible to damage your tongue/taste buds by drinking strong alcohol? It sure
does burn! There’s no definitive information on that on the internet. I suspect
it can, but taste buds also have the capacity to heal, so… be reight!
The concern of
course for me, was ensuring all those flavours that are in there would be able
to develop, and this is sure to be the greatest problem with cask strength
whiskies. Whiskies at normal bottle strength are fine because it is what it is.
The flavours are all there, just drink it. You can add a little water if you
want (some develop further, supposedly), but there is no compulsion to.
Cask strength whiskies add a whole element of trial and error that makes the
whole thing so much more complicated, since the alcohol content is so high that
it overpowers the subtle scents and flavours that can make a whisky great. That
doesn’t mean there’s no value in it. It’s certainly a talking point, and
something to bring out for guests, but would I be happier with a bottle of 12
year old Caol Ila, that I can just pour and drink?
2 parts whisky, 1 part water. That's better. |
So I tried pouring
two parts whisky to one part water, and that seemed to me to be the perfect
solution. It was a real treat. I’m not sure it’s as well defined as the
standard 12 year old, but there sure is something special about it. I couldn’t
taste the spring water this time, and I could taste the pepperiness that
is described on the box. Also, the alcohol isn’t totally overwhelmed by the
water, so there is still a bit of burn (but not too much), especially
when I press my tongue to the roof of my mouth. Fair enough if you don’t like
the burn, add more water, but my feeling is that there should be some
burning – that’s what lets you know you’re alive, and that you’re drinking
some special strong alcohol.
As ever, it’s
personal preference and while buying a bottle of cask strength whisky opens up
a whole new layer of exploration that you may or may not be daunted by, it’s
the ultimate facilitator of drinking it how you like it. If the whisky’s
good, you can’t go too far wrong.
In general I think
cask strength expressions are more for when you’re very familiar with a
brand, and very fond of it. I do love Caol Ila, but I’ve only ever had two
bottles of the 12 year old, and have never tried any of the other expressions.
I will be making that a priority, and I’d recommend you do so with whatever
whisky you like before going for the cask strength. Buying cask strength is
probably comparable to getting a band’s bootlegs and demo recordings – if
you’re already familiar with the albums, these things can be illuminating and
provide an extra depth of understanding, but if you get the bootleg or demo
stuff first, you might find it confusing, more raw, harder to get
inside. But, you know, as long as the music’s good, you can’t go too far wrong.
Oh, and here's a proper review, if you want such a thing.
# An interesting fact about Caol Ila is that the different expressions are bottled in glass of
different hues, which represent the light at different times of the day on the
Isle of Islay. That’s nice. Here in Manchester we have the McVities factory.
Maybe they could release different expressions of their chocolate biscuits to
represent the light at different times of day in Manchester, and they could all
be equally grey.
*If 61.3% of a 25ml
measure is 15.325ml, then if you add 50ml of water, 15.325ml as a proportion of
the resulting 75ml of liquid is 20.43%. So that should be the alcohol content,
shouldn’t it? Is that how you work out alcohol contents, or is it more
complicated than that? Because that was pretty complicated.
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